beezerpleaser

12:37 pm: blab ab
sooo i m going to france wooo hooo i really enjoyed the twighlight of the cockroaches.... kate fell asleep dumb ho

09:30 pm: i have become a working person... 10-6 man my feet hurt at least i get to try to steal soem lanvin products hee hee

09:02 pm: dunh dunh dunh da dun da dadadun dun
take a little trip with me .... blah blah blah
thursday why i always find self drunk thurs with rentrs?
oh well
i m going to wesleyen sooonn yyyeeehhhhaaw then a week to france... hee hee fun shit.... bmore was crazy you know how we do great

01:53 am: more
i want to eat something but am lazy it is so hazy.... i felll lazy................i need entertainment oprah is on

01:49 am: enjoy slow process what do i do? i could be the next dr. seuss
grumph i have no humph

01:48 am: still bored...sad mad glad bad the end

01:42 am: i need a job and am bored

01:39 am: i m bored

12:21 am: Bella Donna
gabriel and i really enjoy bella donna which is both a plkant and actually a sho cat.... this is really ridic....

08:32 pm: my parents said i dont have to go to colllege... ever.... i can take the money hopefully and do something ha who am i kidding no seriously i dont think i will be returning to college woo hooo... more laziness.. i will be a waitress or maybe i could get some old rich guy to marry me and then he dies i have mad cash and then woo hoo life of fucking leisure... that would be boring tho hmmm oh well i should think this over what to do...............................................................i think i could be a house singer dance around and just talk into a microphone and have people give me free stuf... ooooh i could become a pimp and pimp out gw esque hos to frat guys and men of a certain age... hmm perhaps i could be a hooters waitress oh the fucking choices

10:44 pm: mother fucker is so nice
my chin hurts i have a bruise... i cant keep track of time... its not good...oh well i m bored.... my life is boring... blah blah interesting no work for me must finfd job i have a w now on my keyboard oh the thrill of it all

09:20 pm: so here i be backkk in bkkk
looks like some of us are not in schoolll...until jan... err sept either way...
grumph my family thinks i m sick i had a blood and urine test and cautiously asked my mom if they were testing for thc... she gave me a funny look... guess not.. phew lemme tell you why did i ask? beats the shit outta me... whoops

argh argh argh....
cant deal with my parents no more.... they are CRAZYYY too much together time....
oh and it looks like my pyschiatrist went off the deep end and is in rehab cute

11:15 pm: looks like i might just truly fail out of college... uhh just kidding... umm anyvvays had a trek to mica once agian i miss all those crazy kids..i m going to live illegally in kates room or gabriels hmm... blah blah blah
drink a lil stoli and champ for mummy...
i found out have a HUGe art history test vvednesday and have missed like half the classes fabulous... my face might just shovv up at brooklyn college or perhaps saint francis... grumph i need to sleep i m lame its a shame vvhos to blame?
mother fucker is so nice

12:00 am: i like big gulps i consume the 32 oncers a lot.... 711 in basement of my dorm.... too muchmmmmm diet coke goodness
mmmm electronica
mmmmm
squiggly octapuss.... mmmmm spandex to allow my fat to be ever evident

04:53 pm: blobbidy blah
i think i m going to be patsy from absolutely fab... halloween she is my old/ new idol...no that was a lie

09:56 pm: my return
helloooo so today i was sitting by my pool and lounging trying ot tan and whoops i hear a bzzzzz near me. i think nothing of it... soon i feel a horrible sting and look down as a BEE is sinking its stinger into my NIPPLE i screamed and ran to the house.. 2nd time in a week the other time was on my eyebrow... i m nbot having good luck with the bees. i am however going to return to civilization aka BK tomorrow look foward to it..Thats weds

07:04 pm: three days of work left
wooohoo i m starting to count the last days of work... three days it will be such a tragedy to my coworkers that i m leaving.... i have really been an inspirational light that flows whenever i enter DUTTON'S FARMSTAND....hmmm i went on a road trip to the other store... not nearly as beautious as the manchester counterpart.... i m sooo not in the mood to work tomorrow but that is alright because sundaay will be the finale to the production that is the farm stand... alrighty keep it tight

10:08 pm: DAVE THE "wild mushroom" man
soo i was working on yesterday and this man trots into the farm stand with two plastic shopping bags.... quite attractive i must say, with a bandana, blonde hair and southern accent... very hippie ( BUT HOT in a weird way) so he plops his bags on our counter and says "Y'all wanna buy some local wild shrooms to sell here?" i turned shocked... did he say shrooms? "what kind ya got" asks my no braed co worker enthusiastically.. "oh just some oysters aned chanterelles." i was disappointed they werent hullocogens... it would have been funny if we sold them at the farm stand

10:26 am: heyy yo
man i m up early....
umm have my housing info for next year i have a single which is shweeettt
aight my adress for all of you who plan on sending me packages and letters is:
Mitchell Hall room 341
the George Washington University
514 19th street
Washington, DC 20052

09:54 pm: hey so i had some crazy ranting at dinner tonight... not hte best moment in beth's life....
I NEEDDDD SOMETHING
ya jnow waht i m saying... dont be playing